I've been cleaning and staying under the radar

Hey there, ho there. It's been awhile since I posted anything. Things have been happening, but I haven't had the time. At work, they're going to be canning 5500 people, so no more posting at work for this chemist. I don't want to give anyone any reason, no matter how dumb, to put me on that list. At home, the dog ate a rabbit or some other critter and has been puking and shitting since Sunday. It's fun to come home after a full day of work and spend an hour scrubbing out stains. That's what I've been doing.

I got the new Pearl Jam cd, I give it a "meh" so far. I also got Rain Machine (Kyp from TVOTR) and it's ok, but has some really too long songs on it. In the mail, I got my Third Man Records Vault pack which is awesome. It had a t-shirt, mono 180gram vinyl version of Elephant, and a 45 with two Dead Weather cover songs. All limited edition. All fantastic.

What will I do if I get fired? Glad you asked. You care so much. I've been kicking around the idea of being a private investigator. Cool hats. Beautiful dames. A drinking problem. What more could you ask for? I could be the next Gene Parmesan, Emerson Cod, or Sam Spade!

I'm going to enjoy my beer now.

Oh, and how about Mackenzie Phillips fucking her old man for ten years. John Phillips makes Ryan O'neal look good.

Marathon man... Eddie Izzard?

Eddie Izzard ran 43 marathons in 7 weeks. Yep, that Eddie Izzard, the crossdressing comedian and regular dressing actor. He did it for charity, but is now without toenails. So if anyone knows of a toenail charity, you might want to contact his management.

Michael Jordan HOF

Jordan is the best ever, hands down. Here's the video for his HOF speech.

Hermie the hermaphroditic runner

Frantz and I have been talking about this South African mannish woman for a bit now. I suggested that she might be a hermaphrodite (thanks Middlesex!) with internal testicles... and I was right! YES! No wonder she looks like a dude. No ovaries and a set of nuts on the inside that's what really fast runners are made of.

Oh Saturn

My car is at the shop right now. When I tried to start it after picking up the boys, it wouldn't and it's not the battery. All the lights and stuff worked, but it made a harsh metallic clicking noise. So, Lindy came by and got us. Then, when we went back out to leave the keys for the tow truck, it miraculously started, but the engine light was on. Now it sits at Saturn waiting to aid the mechanics in the anal raping of my wallet. The sign on the key drop off says that for non-warranty cars, it starts at $90.26 just for the diagnostic (that's right Lindy, $90.26). What an arbitrary fucking number. I'm hoping it's something easy and my car will be back tomorrow. If it's something crazy expensive, I maybe getting a new car. 2004 Saturn Ions usually sell for an average of ~$6000-8000, so we'll see what happens. At least the gods smiled down upon me so I didn't have to pay a tow service.

Chupacabra!

Dios mio!

Whitney Houston's comeback

Sure she's trying to make a comeback with her new album, but I will always love her for this and this. Also, look for her new track "Doodie Bubble" (ok, I couldn't find the clip, but maybe Bobby Brown could dig it out for me, ba-bum-pssh).