Coughing

I've had a weird cough for two weeks now. Several people have told me to go to the doctor and I finally did today after none of the over the counter stuff worked (isn't this riveting so far?) I feel fine, but I have a wheeze and my doctor says I sound like crap so he gave me a bunch of meds to make me better and even more awesome. YES! Before he came in though, I was in my little room waiting for him and trying to read a book, but the walls are pretty thin. So, instead of enjoying my book, I heard him talking to an old man in the room next door. There was talk of golf, excercise, medicine, and then "Ok, time for me to check your prostate. Drop your pants, bend over onto the table, and rest on your elbows." Yep, I got the distinct pleasure of hearing some old timer get fingers jammed up his ass.