Hello World! This is America!

Sweet good lord, haven't there been enough of these dating shows. Let me tell you something, when you look like these people (both the men and the women) and you actually want people to believe that you can't find anybody to put up with you, well my friends, that's a hard sell. Now don't get me wrong, hot women playing Twister in bikinis is always ok, but this and "Jersey Shore," and whatever "Housewives" show is on is how we are judged. Gee, I can't figure out why other countries hate us. Wait, I have to go, it's my turn on the naked Slip N Slide! YES!