Snow!

It's snowing. Again. After inches of ice all week, now we have at least and inch or two of new snow and it's still falling. It's supposed to keep up all day too. What if it melts just a little, then freezes over again? What if it's the dawn of a new ice age? What if sabretooth tigers and wooly mammoths come back?

It's not supposed to get above freezing for another week. Tuesday's high is 14! Wednesday is 16 and Thursday is a balmy 18. There is a good chance that schools will be cancelled again. They've already had four days in a row off. I wonder what the record is? If anyone can find that info, post it on the comments.

I wonder how many babies have been made from sheer boredom? Most kids in the US are born in September and October because of cold weather keeping people indoors and fucking. It's true. When it's warm out, you can go outside and do stuff. When it's cold outside, you stay inside and do it. Here's a sample conversation:

"Wanna go do something?"
"Nah, the weather sucks."
"Then take off those pants and do me."
"Yeah, ok, why not."

Nine months later, babies are popping out of vaginas.

So what's everyone else up to? Why not post it on the comments if you're bored? That'll kill at least two minutes.