Lab comments so far

On the earthquake in Japan:

Today would be a good day for Mothra to attack.

On underwater floating garbage islands and Jesus:

That's how Jesus walked on water.
I thought he was wearing platform shoes.
No it was stilts.
(side note, close your eyes and picture that.)

On cricket:

I can't believe Naeem Islam was bowled out without getting a run! I'm going to fly to Bangladesh and burn down his house.

On the picture of the girl in a hardhat in Japan after the quake:

She must have been carrying that in her giant purse.

On the Nokia plants:

They are very worried about the Nokia plants.
The Nokia plants?
No the power plants.
Oh the nuclear plants. I thought you were talking about cell phones.