On the road to greatness, you sometimes have to stop in the town of Ridiculous.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Earth may have once had two moons
What?!? How cool would have that been? Riding around on dinosaurs looking at two moons. Then, seeing the second moon collide into the bigger one while petting your dinosaur and telling him it's going to be ok.
This is true. I saw the larger moon swallow the smaller moon and create mountains. In fact I am the one who pushed the smaller moon on to the larger moon. A whistling chemist can do wonders, not just move mountains, but move moons to create mountains.
2 comments:
You are full of piss and vinegar today. I like it.
This is true. I saw the larger moon swallow the smaller moon and create mountains. In fact I am the one who pushed the smaller moon on to the larger moon. A whistling chemist can do wonders, not just move mountains, but move moons to create mountains.
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