Oh Newt

Gingrich has made a fidelity pledge and promises to be faithful to his wife and uphold family values. Hahahahaha. He's been married thrice and had each of the next wives on the side before getting divorced from their predecessors. Some may say that's just being proactive, but we all know this guy is simply trying to court the nutty right wing religious types since they don't want to support Romney. Oh Newt, you silly boy. If Americans hadn't proven themselves blind to the truth time and time again, I'd say you were crazy for this stunt. But, as we are living in a nation the elected W twice, the ploy just might work.