Wile E. Coyote

While watching a Road Runner cartoon this morning, Connor said he felt sorry for Wile E Coyote. He says that the coyote is just hungry and if the Road Runner was nice he'd let the coyote eat him.

The End is Nigh!

Apparently the Rapture is going to happen tomorrow so I don't know why I'm at work. That's right ~18 months ahead of the Mayan end of the world, Jesus will be coming back. Once again a white man is taking shit away from the Indians.

Rooney is awesome

Rooney made the msn.com homepage tonight! He challenged a dirty scouser twat to come down and back up the trash he was talking on twitter. That's my boy!

The 25-year-old was drawn into a fiery exchange in front of his 573,000 followers, and warned he would put the fan "asleep within 10 seconds" if he showed up at United's training ground.

The exchange began when the fan, Liverpool supporter Sam Oldham, said, "Rooney ya fat whore ill smash ya head in with a pitchin wedge an bury ya with a ballast fork ya fat ugly lil nonse."

Any port in the sea

Here's the Terminator's baby mama. Really Ahnuld? I guess he liked them big ol' titties. Ick.

I'm guessing he made the right decision

How about this? A guy in China leaves his fiance to marry another woman. So what does the jilted ex-fiance do? She puts on her wedding dress and tries to jump out of a window. I like how she went limp, she'd be good at a protest.

Retiring

Yes, I might be retiring from coaching kid's soccer. My God, what a weekend. I had maybe three out of my eight kids playing with any enthusiasm out there. Most of them kick the ball and then just watch it instead of giving chase. If I could play the same four the entire game it would be better, but nope, I have to play all of them.

In other soccer news, Manchester United are the Premier League champions once again. Hooray!

Chelsea Handler

Logan said she looks like a man. He's pretty smart for a seven year old.

My Dinner with Andre

Wow, is this a bad movie. Bad, bad, bad. Pretentious, overacted, boring, did I say overacted? On "Community" a month or so ago, Abed tried to recreate the movie on a dinner with Jeff. It was funny. So, this sparked my interest in seeing the original, which was made back in 1981. Lindy and I can usually get through any movie, but 25 minutes into this one, we stopped it. Two guys sitting at dinner and talking about what sounds like the strangest theatre group ever does not a good movie make. Critically acclaimed and cult classic were the words used on Netflix. The user reviews had people saying that it was revelatory I think it was just odd enough to get the critics all flustered. It only revealed that I had made a wrong choice in my queue. It doesn't make you question anything except why on earth you tried to watch this movie.

Boy

Go back an listen to U2's "Boy" album if you get a chance. That mofo hold's up pretty well after 30 years. Fuck, I'm getting old.

Ted Leo

Just a note to all you fans of music out there. Ted Leo will be coming to Indy and playing at Earth House on July 28th.

Guess what?

Hey did you hear Osama bin Laden's dead? Hooray!

Also, it was Fronte's birthday yesterday! Happy birthday my friend.

Obama's correspondent dinner speech = brilliant

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