Some douche wrote about the worst movies for kids

On msnbc.com this morning there was an article about kid's movies that are apparently traumatic. On the list are Bambi, 101 Dalmatians, and Old Yeller among others. Really? Kids can handle death and tragedy better than most adults. This guy just wants to coddle his kids and show them fluff. I don't know why this pissed me off, but it did.

Fall

Anyone else craving autumn weather? Hopefully in a week or so, my new car will be here and I'm ready to ride around with the windows down and the radio up.

Bounty

If you can catch Gadhafi, the Rebels will pay you $1,400,000! How hard can it be to find an awesomely dressed guy who looks like he came from a night of passion betwixt a lion and a Shar-pei?

R.I.P. Ashford

He was solid.

Chatham Tap

One of the bartenders was in the paper today. Now I want a Boddingtons to drink, a Manchester United game to watch, and a Haitian with whom to enjoy it all. Cheers.

New car

Hey people of the interwebs, the Saturn Ion will be retired soon as I've put a deposit down on a 2012 Elantra. It should be here in a few weeks, which means this winter won't find me struggling to start my car. Hoohooray!

Tonight!

On the Pandora

I forgot my ipod today, so in the lab I've got Pandora playing on the old school rap station I set up long ago. I came into the lab with Biggie Smalls saying, "All I want is bitches, big booty bitches."

Uh oh Juggalo

If I've read correctly, this weekend is the annual ICP Juggalo festival in Illinois. Apparently Charlie Sheen is going to be there this year. Maybe this is what will kill him. He can snort his body weight in cocaine. He's impervious to disease. Perhaps a crowd of people with absolutely no taste in music will take him down.

This was in the linked article:

The lineup for the wide-ranging festival, which will also include comedy and a Legends of Wrestling night, features some of hip-hop's biggest names, including Ice Cube, Lil' Jon, Mystikal, Xzibit, Busta Rhymes and Paul Wall, as well as a set by George Clinton and an unusual trifecta of Vanilla Ice, Bobby Brown and MC Hammer.

Weird huh?

My mom will be there though. Her favorite rapper is Mystikal.

Boys

There's been alot of Logan and Connor over the past few days. I think someone at the summer camp is giving them speed.

Heard by these ears...

and possibly spoken from this mouth.

Upon speaking about a trip to the dump:

"Did you meet any ladies out there? There's nothing better than dump pussy."

Earth may have once had two moons

What?!? How cool would have that been? Riding around on dinosaurs looking at two moons. Then, seeing the second moon collide into the bigger one while petting your dinosaur and telling him it's going to be ok.

Nick Lachey

According to a headline on msnbc.com, Nick Lachey is "doing everything I can" to have a baby. I doubt it. Is he taking fertility drugs? I wonder if he's letting someone leave it in then throwing his legs up over his head. Has he tried lurking around the maternity ward during a shift change? Doing everything my ass Nick Lachey.